Боги не делают для человека то, что он может сделать для себя сам.

Publicēta: 08:46 17.03.2009.

Rīga, 17.marts, LETA. Pēcpusdienā jūras piekrastē pūtīs stiprs vējš, brīdina Latvijas Vides, ģeoloģijas un meteoroloģijas aģentūra.
Laika periodā no plkst.15 līdz 19 jūras piekrastes rajonos pūtīs ziemeļrietumu vējš, brāzmās sasniedzot 20-23 metrus sekundē.
Atbilstoši Boforta skalai vēja ātrums virs 21 metra sekundē ir uzskatāms par vētru, kad vējš spēj nolauzt resnākus koku zarus, nodarīt nelielus bojājumus ēkām un izkustināt no vietas vieglus priekšmetus. Jūrā šādos laika apstākļos ir garas, plīstošas putu klātas viļņu grēdas.

no pasha riita jau snieg. ziema ir atgriezusies.
pashkjiiru ierakstus shajaa dienas pirms gada. 18.martaa pamatiigi sniga. taa ka - nekaadu paarsteigumu - pavasaris leeni un negribiigi naak.

shkjiet, ka tomeer pareiza izveele bija cepuri pakjert liidzi no riita. ausis vismaz nesals un mati nebuus slapji.

In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch..
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them? ;
He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom,
it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."

MEN NEVER LISTEN

haa-haa-haa.
kaa izraadaas, kaads esot ar mani runaajis un es esot piekritusi shodien saakot no 21:30 seedeet ar/uz telefonu/-a un papiiriem gadiijumaa, ja buus vajadziigs mans kaa ekperta viedoklis par wtd.
nu, labi. paarsteigums nav, jo to es taa kaa vareeju prognozeet. vnk incanti, ka es par to uzzinu pati peedeejaa :>