Can someone tell me what this gay marriage is all about? How does 2 people's happiness make me miserable? “Well, I don't think people should marry a person of the same sex.” Well then, don't! You really want to piss them off? RSVP for the reception, then don't show.
Besides, I thought the whole idea was to keep gays from having sex. What better way than marriage do you know...?
(Will Durst)