Q: Es arī gribu tādu tabletīti!!
A: Apgreidotu kafiju, ja?
Q: Kafija to nedara!!!
A: Kafija to dara.

"those who drank coffee instead of alcohol began the day alert and stimulated, rather than relaxed and mildly inebriated, and the quality and quantity of their work improved. ... Western Europe began to emerge from an alcoholic haze that had lasted for centuries."

http://www.stephenhicks.org/2010/01/18/coffee-and-the-enlightenment/