"The script is Elvish, although the language is that of Mordor, which I will not speak here. In the common tongue, it says "If you fuck with me one more time, I'm going to stick my foot so far up your ass that part of my ass will be in your ass" My friend, this is the Cue of Mohr. It can be no other."

Lasu un nevaru vien beigt smieties...