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@ 2012-05-23 14:02:00

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Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 74%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 74% indicates therapy may be useful. Detailed Diagnosis Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long

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	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:08 (saite)
	re: http://theinkblot.com/ (Atbildēt uz šo)

	sirdna 2012-05-23 14:08 (saite)
	Es vienalga esmu sikāks! (Atbildēt uz šo) (Diskusija)

	sirdna 2012-05-23 14:08 (saite)
	77%, ha. (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

kakjux
2012-05-23 14:10 (saite)

man bija 81%
Sickness Quotient: 81%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 81% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Wrong. What doesn't kill you usually makes you hurt all over and go "Owie!"

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	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:11 (saite)
	kā man tie motõ pie visiem patīk:D (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:12 (saite)
	un motto Tev arī dzēlīgs! (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

	pievakare 2012-05-23 14:54 (saite)
	pārspēj manus Sickness Quotient: 93% (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:09 (saite)
	bet es ātrāk skrienu zigzagā! (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

perkons
2012-05-23 14:18 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 66% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

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	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:23 (saite)
	klausies, a viņiem kāds vismaz ir gana labs arī, vai nav, pa maz, slikti, pa daudz, slikti, kā tad lai mēs zinām (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	perkons 2012-05-23 14:28 (saite)
	Neviens gana labais to testu nepildītu.) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

wtf

felipe
2012-05-23 14:22 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 85%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long. You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I am unique, just like everybody else." This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can't be two of you.

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	Re: wtf fjokla 2012-05-23 14:24 (saite)
	moto baigais mežģis, es nekā nevaru saprast vairāk (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

unpy
2012-05-23 14:43 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 94%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 94% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent's basement.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I've got to be me", but an awful lot of people wish you wouldn't.

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	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:50 (saite)
	aij, Tujau ganjau no sirdnas špikoji un par satanu izlikies (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	unpy 2012-05-23 14:56 (saite)
	Nea, vienkārši rakstīju apakšējos lauciņos, ko patiešām redzu:)) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 15:01 (saite)
	man tur viss pēc kaut kādiem smadzeņu plankumiem izstījās, nu, tad tur vēl divas vecenītes bija, ļoti līkiem deguniem, tad māsiņas ķirsītes un tad tur viskādi sonogrāfiju plankumi, bet man kaukā ierobežojās tā valoda (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	unpy 2012-05-23 15:14 (saite)
	Ai, man tur bija dejojošas aitas, ļoti priecīgi dinozauri, uz pakaramā pakārti divi āksti, pērtiķa galvaskausa shematisks attēlojums un tamlīdzīgi:)) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

	nova 2012-05-23 15:11 (saite)
	te mums sakrita par Job performance:DD moto pat kauns rakstīt (Atbildēt uz šo) (Diskusija)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 15:12 (saite)
	davāāāāj (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	nova 2012-05-23 15:22 (saite)
	aij, nenokopēja, bet ideja tāda "tev galvenais ir kādu mīlēt (un skaidrs, ka vienīgais, ko tu mīli, ir aitas"). BET - es to testu pamēģināju aizpildīt vēl kādas 3 reizes, turklāt 2 reizes ar precīzi tādām pat atbildēm, tak rezultāti katru reizi bija citi. vienvārdsakot, izklaide un bulšits, kā jau visi testi. (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	divi_g 2012-05-23 15:32 (saite)
	Nu tur jau pēc atbildēm ātri varēja saprast, ka tas ir just for fun :)) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 15:50 (saite)
	betkā, esjau poliklīnikā sēžu ar numuriņu, pēc terapijas:) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

	dzhindzhera 2012-05-23 15:25 (saite)
	dies tēs, man bij visi 100! (Atbildēt uz šo) (Diskusija)

	fjokla 2012-05-23 15:51 (saite)
	para (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

dzhindzhera
2012-05-23 16:04 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.

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ha ha, sikie :))

_re_
2012-05-23 15:51 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 43%
Congratulations! At a 43% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.

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	tessera 2012-05-23 19:05 (saite)
	Personality insight man bija tieši tāds pats, kā tev. :D (Atbildēt uz šo)

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