Sickness Quotient: 100%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 100% is very disturbing.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.

Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.