Sickness Quotient: 74% Your "Sickness Quotient" of 74% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long