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@ 2012-05-23 14:02:00

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Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 74%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 74% indicates therapy may be useful. Detailed Diagnosis Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long

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perkons
2012-05-23 14:18 (saite)

Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 66% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.

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	fjokla 2012-05-23 14:23 (saite)
	klausies, a viņiem kāds vismaz ir gana labs arī, vai nav, pa maz, slikti, pa daudz, slikti, kā tad lai mēs zinām (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais) (Diskusija)

	perkons 2012-05-23 14:28 (saite)
	Neviens gana labais to testu nepildītu.) (Atbildēt uz šo) (Iepriekšējais)

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