Someone told me to get a life, but I'm not sure where to download that from.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious issues.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Never go to bed angry... stay up and plot your revenge.
Come to the dark side.. we have cookies.
I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?