es te arī dienās pirku biļetes un atcerējos šādu pa fb klīstošu joku: Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.
"Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland"
"That is remarkable value" Michael comments
"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours.
That will be 3 euro please.
O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat.
"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro."
"I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please"
Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".
"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir"
O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro."
O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".
"Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary,"
"I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"
"Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second"
"I will never use this bar again
"OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro"

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wizzair ir pāspējuši pašu olīriju, starp citu! viņiem tagad ir 2 cabin bag izmēri, mazais par brīvu un lielais par maksu!

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dažreiz izskatās, ka tur ir kaut kādas mākslīgi radītas neērtības, kas pat nav vērstas uz peļņu, vienkārši izbesīšanu, bet es droši vien tā pat kā cūka neko nesaprotu no aviācijas...

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aha, tikko lidojām uz LV, turpceļa Novinka - visiem ar bērniem (nu tb infantiem) ir jāsēž pie loga! un atpakaļceļa Novinka - mugurenēm jābūt zem krēsliem. Vienīgo neertību varētu pirmais radīt, ja mans infants sāks uz wc pēkšņi prasīties lidojuma laikā pirms augusta, visādi citādi man konkrētie noteikumi pat ļoti patīk, kamēr pašai netraucē pārējie pasažieri, kas laimīgi izmanto šos noteikumus :D

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ar wizz lidoji? kā dzīvē izpaužas tas rokas bagāžas dalījums?

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ar wizz nav lidots, nē.. bet vislaik aizmirstās, ka gribas pačekot šejienes opcijas LV virzienā!

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Lidostās tagad ir divu izmēru rokas bagāžas kastes. Budapeštas lidostā gandrīz katram pasažierim lika mērīt somu. Man izdevās izsprukt (biju gan sagatavojies potenciālai somas pārbaudei).

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oi, labi, ka par šito ieminējies! mani jaunieši ar wizz taisās uz (vai no) Lond, un noteikti nebūtu papētījuši!

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tur jāpapēta izmēru atšķirības, viņiem ir norādīts, kāds izmērs ir kurš. galvenais kritērijs ir somas ietilpšana zem beņķa. ja parasti rokas bagāžas vienības garums ir kaut kādi 50 cm ar astīti, tad wizz mazajai somai, kas ir par brīvu vadājama, ir 42 (manējā pārsniedz par dažiem cm, bet ir paliekama zem beņķa)

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Es esmu pārliecināts, ka Olīrijs pie sevis murmina: "We are not amused" un tuvākajā laikā nāks klajā ar Kaut Ko Tādu, ka visiem uzreiz būs skaidrs, kuŗš šeit ir galvenais. Ja būtu totalizātors, es liktu naudiņu uz to, ka pasažieŗiem prasīs piemaksas par to, ka viņiem ir kājas.

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tā kā man ar wizzu jālido tikai tur, kur nepieciešams daudz bagāžas, tad 32kg nododamajā ir pietiekami daudz, lai kabīnē ņemtu tikai vieglu rokassomiņu.

bet es zinu, jau zinu - ceļot ar nododamo bagāžu nav stilīgi.

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savukārt olīrija kantoris nemērā iepriecināja ar kapču:

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Man vienreiz Raianam gadījās: "LOL cat" :-)

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un vispār, tev vēl ir gājis ātri

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jā, tur tā rūpīgi pieejot, var ilgi nosēdēt.

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