R o r s c h a c h T e s t
Your Sickness Quotient of 87% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis

You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.

Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.

Your personal motto is "If you can’t make them think, make them wonder.

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