vesela kaudzīte qotd-u, no federāļu un militāriju performances evaluācijas dokumentiem (pirmie 2 ir par mani):

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
A room temperature IQ.