mazais couchsurferītis mani pirms prombraukšanas vēl arī paspēja saraudināt. kā iedeva paskatīties savu rīgas karti, tā vairs atpakaļ nedabūja. jau īsais ievads rīgoloģijā ir neslikts (mans mīļākais hailaits ir par mildu - she was considered a travel agent of sorts during soviet times: placing flowers at her feet won you a free all expense paid trip to the gulag!), ar visu to, ka acis no tā brīnuma konkrēti sāp, nu un arī kļūdas stulbas visādas.

BET
kas galvenais, mums te ir arī mistera gordonska mazais fonētiskais dikšenērijs. pārpublicēju as is, oriģinālrakstība un secība saglabātas. apsēdieties cieši, piešņorējieties pie beņķa (you have been warned) un sākam:


Boy = puke-Ahh (puika)
Girl = M18 (maytene)
Beer = ah-loose
Hello = Svay-kee
Who? = Kas - Kursh/Kura
Dark/Light = Thum-shh/Guy'ish
Great Oaks from little acorns grow = Lee-ally waz, ui,alich aoug nouah mazam zee.Lem
I have a black belt in Karate = Man or melon, a' use to carrot tea
I like you, Buy me a drink = To man, pat teets => Yooh! Shouts man
My name is Sue, how do u do? = Money saw woods, caught Ev yet?
Please may I fondle your buttocks? = Vhy es loo,d,zoo var-at-t'u pag-loud-it Usu pak-ah-lynn-You
I don't know where I live = Es ney-zinu kur es zee-voy-uh...
U play tonsil hockey? = Vy ty gree-bea, Noah-suck-this?
I feel like a cobblestone = Es uz-has kah brud-jak-mens
You have beautiful eyes = Theo ear sky'stos art'sis
It's red & tasty - Das ear sar'cunts un Gar-Sheaks
I am a woodworm = E's ass'mo Koo-a-Koo T'arps
It's a narrow road = T'as ear showers sell shhhh!
Are those fake? = Why tass earwill-toy-youms!?
Where is the beach? = Kur ear plud-male..?
What's your name? = Kah tev'E sou-Tits
Smells like fish = Smer'D pet's zee-vim
Is this a Forrest? = Vhy tas ear mesh
How much? = tS'ick tass mak'sah?
An ashtray = Pel-Newt.rauchs
Apple pie = Ah'bul-do Piir,aks
Light my fire = Yay! Dead zany man
In a pig's ear = t'Sue' Kas auh-sea
Snow is white = Sneck's ear balts
I love you = S' the 'Vee Mea'loo
Thank you = Pal-dies
Please = Loo,d,zoo
Latvia = LA'tve
Yes/no = Ya/neah
Cool = For she
Bread = May-ze
OK = LaBi