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lol, skola

Saturday the 23rd of October, the Amsterdam police force received a  

 frightening threat targeted at all students of the just one year  

 previously founded Amsterdam University College. The threat  

 entailed an alarmingly detailed description of a horrific massacre  

 of these very talented and promising students on the night of  

 Halloween. The students of AUC are, according to the threat, the  

 intended victims because of their excellence and diversity. Students  

 with an average GPA of 3.5 or higher are expected to be in particular  

 danger because of their general intention to take over the world as  

 future leaders.  

  

The evidence points to the very mysterious but lethal gang of  

garden gnomes, better known as the GGG. The GGG has been 

the prime suspect of several past assassinations but evidence  

was in no case sufficient for conviction. The specific appearance 

and methods of the GGG are unknown but there is reason to  

believe them to be supporters of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. 

 

All AUC students are strongly advised to lock the doors of their 

dorms firmly and under all circumstances stay together on 

the supposed night of tragedy.  Police will be guarding the  

dorms all night to secure the safety of these young AUC 

masterminds. Survivors are invited to Club Escape deluxe,  

November the 2nd, to celebrate a hopefully good ending  

with pumping music and frantic dancing. Because of the  

possibility of an unexpected attack, students are advised to  

come in disguise.