southern gothic, southern Ontario gothic, urban gothic, suburban gothic, tasmanian gothic
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[The scene changes to Sarah's house as lightning strikes several times while it is raining. Sarah is seen in her bedroom writing on a book when a vibration can be heard. She takes her phone from under the table and answers it]
Ghostface: Do you want to watch a scary movie?
Sarah: W-what do you mean?
[The screen splits into two, revealing Ghostface speaking]
Ghostface: I said, do you want to watch a scary movie?
Sarah: No I mean what sort? Vampire, zombie, werewolf, zombie werewolf,-
[For the rest of the conversation, Sarah leaves her house, enters another and locks all the windows and doors while talking on the phone]
Ghostface: Huh?
Sarah: -werewolf zombie, werewolf vampire,-
Ghostface: Uh...
Sarah: -zombie werewolf vampire, haunted house, grind house,-
Ghostface: Uh- wha- I-I-I-
Sarah: -esp horror, crime and giallo, Lovecraftian,-
Ghostface: Uh, I-I-I...
Sarah: -mummies and goblins, Cthulhu mythos,-
Ghostface: I-I-I, I don't- you know what? I-
Sarah: -jiangshi fiction, mumble gore, or do you mean gothics!-
Ghostface: [Facepalms] Ugh...
Sarah: -southern gothic, southern Ontario gothic, urban gothic, suburban gothic, tasmanian gothic-
Ghostface: [Hears someone at the door] Uh, you know what? Someone's at the door, I gotta go.
Sarah: No there's not, I just locked all the doors and windows. You have to watch a scary movie with me now.
Ghostface: No-no-no I don't. I can hang up! [Hangs up] Ha ha ha!
[Sarah appears creepily from the shadows behind Ghostface]
Sarah: You can't hide, 'cause the first place that I'd look would be in your basement...
Ghostface: What the?! You're here?!
Sarah: I thought you wanted to watch a scary movie... [Creepy face and voice] 'cause I really love scary movies.