NEOLOGISMS
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Friday, January 14, 2005

NEOLOGISMS
Coffee (n.); a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.); appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.); to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.); to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly (adj.); impotent.

Negligent (adj.); describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

Lymph (v.); to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n.); an olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.); the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.); a rapidly receding hairline.

Testicle (n.); a humorous question on an exam.

Rectitude (n.); the form al, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.

Oyster (n.); a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Pokemon (n); A Jamaican proctologist.

Frisbeetarianism (n.); The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Circumvent (n.); the opening in the front of boxer shorts.