A bit of bulls#it
Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.

Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence.

George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7. 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you think there is good in everybody then you obviously haven't met everybody.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.