Bila Hiksa devums smadzeņu kustībai
Ou, izrādās, ka vakar bija Bila Hiksa (Bill Hicks) nāves 20. gadadiena. Ne jau ka tam būtu kāda nozīme pašam par sevi, bet to varēja izmantot viņa gudrībiņas šērošanai. Hmm..
Tad nu, neverot vaļā neko jaunu (mans tabu skaits visticamāk pārsniedzis 400 - varbūt jau 500), piedāvāju a[t/ps]vērt šito:

Avots
It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.

"Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag."
"Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell them at K-Mart and shit."
"He died in the Korean War."
"Wow, what a coincidence. Mine was made in Korea."

You know, we're fucked up here. I tell you, Satan's going to have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are going to say: "What a cute butt." "He's Satan!" "You don't know him like I do." "He's the Prince of Darkness!" "I can change him."

And don't tell me this is the military that protects our freedom – hey, ladies and gentlemen, there ain't no one out there who's a fucking threat to us. They don't exist. Oh – I'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first. All right, if you want to split hairs, you got a point. "Bill, what about the nations we sell arms to and then blow the fuck out of?" Okay, they might be scary for about a day!

People suck, and that's my contention. I can prove it on a scratch of paper with a pen. Give me a fucking Etch-a-sketch, I'll do it in three minutes. The proof, the fact, the factorum. I'll show my work, case closed. I'm tired of this back-slapping "isn’t humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are.

I'm going to share with you a vision that I had, because I love you. And you feel it. You know all that money we spend on nuclear weapons and defense each year, trillions of dollars, correct? Instead -- just play with this -- if we spent that money feeding and clothing the poor of the world -- and it would pay for it many times over, not one human being excluded -- we can explore space together, both inner and outer, forever in peace. Thank you very much. You've been great, I hope you enjoyed it.

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