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@ 2005-07-06 23:13:00

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The Moishe Glickman Story
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Moishe."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Moishe Glickman. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Moishe every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Moishe. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something, huh?"
Cabbie: "He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy ehh?
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get into them"
Passenger: "Mmm, not many like that around."
Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Moishe."
Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"
Cabbie: "I married his widow."


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[info]fadu
2005-07-06 23:51 (saite)
;o)) tu arī " ...knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong..." . Petrovich! da tu iri nenovērtējams ;o)

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[info]petrovichs
2005-07-06 23:54 (saite)
Mani jau arī nenovērtē pietiekami ;-)

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[info]fadu
2005-07-06 23:55 (saite)
Tikai nevajag ;o)))
Visu cieņu ;o)

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[info]petrovichs
2005-07-07 00:00 (saite)
Incanti, cik cilvēki izteiktu cieņu, ja tas būtu ar maksas īsziņu jādara? ;-)

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[info]fadu
2005-07-07 00:02 (saite)
tu to vēlies ;o)))

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[info]petrovichs
2005-07-07 00:34 (saite)
:D
Tas bija gaumīgi :)

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