“In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol. It was the worst 20 minutes of my life.”
George Best

jim: you know what is lame
jim: when peeps are like "what are you doing?"
jim: and you say something alcohol related
jim: and they are like "what's the occasion?!?"
jim: all excited and shit
jim: bitch, there ain't no occasion!
jim: i just like to drink