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Mūzika:Stephen Lynch - Craig

Jēzus brālis Kreigs ir krutāks par Jēzu!


Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame.
Well I am Jesus's brother
Craig is my name.
Jesus is the Prince of Peace.
Jesus is the Lamb.
Jesus is the Son of God
But Craig don't give a damn.

Because when Craig's in sight
We'll party all damn night.
I don't turn water into wine
But into cold Coors Light.
I'm not my brother, I know,
Don't walk on H2O,
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow.

I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ

I hang out with Lepers,
Barabas and Salome.
Jesus's friends are called Apostles.
Those dudes are totally gay.
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome.
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin lady home.

Because when Jesus is prayin'
Fuckin Craig is layin'
Every lady in the Testament
You know what im sayin?
I won't die for your sins
Like my famous kin.
But if you have a little sister
Then theres room at this inn.

I'm fuckin' Craig.
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig.
Fuckin Craig.
Craig Christ.

Jesus was our mothers fav.
All her love to him she gave.
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree.
Yeah

And now the question for you
Is not "What Would Jesus Do?"
But where will you be
When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through?
And if the Lord will allow
You've got to ask yourself how,
and who and why and when and where is your messiah now?

It's fuckin' Craig.
It's Fuckin Craig.
Fuckin' Craig.
Fuckin' Craig.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
Craig Christ.
I'm fuckin' Craig.



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[info]jesuslol
2009-01-19 22:14 (saite)
Plīz ņepizģiš. Atnāks, nositīs tavus vecākus.

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[info]devour
2009-01-19 22:24 (saite)
Tu vienkārši neesi tik kruts kā [info]fuckingcraiglol :D .Vai arī apvainojies, ka par Tevi nedomāju dušā?

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[info]jesuslol
2009-01-19 22:56 (saite)
Tu... Tu... Nedomā par mani, kad aiztiec sevi dušā??? :((
nu bļ. Es tev varu dvieli uzdāvināt, lai satuvinātu mūs.

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[info]devour
2009-01-19 23:23 (saite)
Domāju mīļais [lēni noglāstu Tev matus]...Uzdāvini man savu apakšveļu, kurā es sevi varētu apmierināt...

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[info]jesuslol
2009-01-19 23:48 (saite)
Ja godīgi man vienkārši sāp. Man sāp, ka mans brālis ir krutāks par mani.

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[info]devour
2009-01-19 23:55 (saite)
Pie tam...pēc viņa domām Tu esi gejs un n00bz

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[info]jesuslol
2009-01-20 00:04 (saite)
Tas tāpēc, ka māte viņu nemīlēja.

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[info]devour
2009-01-20 08:31 (saite)
Bet Tevi pienagloja pie krusta!

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