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[Nov. 12th, 2020|10:24 am] |
Early in the morning, I take my dog for a walk in a large expanse of wasteground which is destined to be (according to a lorry driving delivering hardcore), a centre for drone training. The carpenters doing the roof of the centre usually arrive as the dog is pissing against the fence. They have a fag and have some meat on bread with muffled techno emanating from their third or fourth-hand motors; have a stretch and slowly slide their tools out of the back.
Today, though, there were just two guys in high-visibilty vests standing by their new estates (volvo or subaru). They were in the middle of a vast outside space talking in the manner of people who have been to university - like the transcript of an interview in a publication for the intelligent and informed - words falling in organised fashion as if ideas were blocks in a game of Tetris.
They were both wearing masks.
As if the Earth was an alien place.
Kinky, in a way. Like being suffocated during sex (apparently). |
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Man, you should write a book.
Yeah, I did. It was an instructive way of spending the snatches of free time I wheedled out of the days of work and kids and sleep. It will never get published, and probably isn't that good. Still, piss and laugh.
Pie viena cita cibiņa slēgtā ierakstā savukārt par gruppensex bez prezervatīva. Analoģijās runājot. Un ar nepatīkamām sekām iesaistītajiem.
I get it: Wearing masks in open field = safe sex!
Although I just read the small print on a mask I bought: 'Masks are not designed to prevent, mitigate, diagnose, or cure any disease or health conditions, including Covid-19/Coronavirus.'
Imagine if on a packet of condoms the following was written: 'Condoms are not designed to prevent sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy.'
I'd only wear them if I would be fined for not doing so (or was subject to intolerable social pressure).
| From: | helvetica |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 11:21 am |
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| | Better safe than sorry | (Link) |
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Prezīši arī nav 100% safe. Tur ir % pie nosacijuma, ka tie tiek pareizi lietoti :)
Jebkurā gadījumā - slimību ārā, veselību iekšā!
| From: | brookings |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 11:24 am |
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| | Re: Better safe than sorry | (Link) |
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without sorrow, there is no joy one of my kids was ... well not planned ... she is absolutely wonderful ;)
| From: | helvetica |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 12:16 pm |
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Joy&sorrow - viens no gruppensex viesiem šobrīd reanimācijā. Laikam tāds sērkl of laif :D
| From: | brookings |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 12:38 pm |
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| | Re: Better safe than sorry | (Link) |
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Ak šausmas: par sksu un Covid, tomēr iesim dzīļāk. M rakstīja šo vakar: "tiek apspriests, ka Pfizer, kas nodarbojas ar koronavīrusa vakcīnas izstrādi, taču ir arī viagras autori bet viagra sākumā bija domāta kā medikaments pret galvassāpēm tāpēc leģendārā vakcīna, iespējams, pret vīrusu nevienam diez ko nepalīdzēs, toties erektīlās funkcijas strādās uz pilnu jaudu 24 stundas diennaktī visiem valsts iedzīvotājiem uzreiz!"
The Vaccinated standing to attention while wearing masks... in a field: unending orgasms in the shadow of circling drones.
the promise of a technocratic release: completely safe utt.
From: | formica |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 07:55 pm |
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| From: | snauts |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 04:35 pm |
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Pag, reanimācijā no prezervatīva nelietošanas?
| From: | helvetica |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 04:36 pm |
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metaforiski rundājot. Viens superspreaderis izpildījies vidēs, kurās neapgrūtinājās ar aizsarglīdzekļiem.
| From: | gnidrologs |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 05:15 pm |
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| | Re: Better safe than sorry | (Link) |
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Liberāls hedonisms vienmēr draudzīgi korelē ar slimībām.
| From: | helvetica |
Date: | November 12th, 2020 - 05:28 pm |
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lol, you wish | |