Man, you should write a book.

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Yeah, I did. It was an instructive way of spending the snatches of free time I wheedled out of the days of work and kids and sleep. It will never get published, and probably isn't that good. Still, piss and laugh.

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Pie viena cita cibiņa slēgtā ierakstā savukārt par gruppensex bez prezervatīva. Analoģijās runājot. Un ar nepatīkamām sekām iesaistītajiem.

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I get it: Wearing masks in open field = safe sex!

Although I just read the small print on a mask I bought: 'Masks are not designed to prevent, mitigate, diagnose, or cure any disease or health conditions, including Covid-19/Coronavirus.'

Imagine if on a packet of condoms the following was written: 'Condoms are not designed to prevent sexually transmitted diseases or pregnancy.'

I'd only wear them if I would be fined for not doing so (or was subject to intolerable social pressure).

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Prezīši arī nav 100% safe. Tur ir % pie nosacijuma, ka tie tiek pareizi lietoti :)

Jebkurā gadījumā - slimību ārā, veselību iekšā!

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without sorrow, there is no joy
one of my kids was ... well not planned ... she is absolutely wonderful ;)

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Joy&sorrow - viens no gruppensex viesiem šobrīd reanimācijā. Laikam tāds sērkl of laif :D

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Ak šausmas: par sksu un Covid, tomēr iesim dzīļāk. M rakstīja šo vakar: "tiek apspriests, ka Pfizer, kas nodarbojas ar koronavīrusa vakcīnas izstrādi, taču ir arī viagras autori
bet viagra sākumā bija domāta kā medikaments pret galvassāpēm
tāpēc leģendārā vakcīna, iespējams, pret vīrusu nevienam diez ko nepalīdzēs, toties erektīlās funkcijas strādās uz pilnu jaudu 24 stundas diennaktī
visiem valsts iedzīvotājiem uzreiz!"

The Vaccinated standing to attention while wearing masks... in a field: unending orgasms in the shadow of circling drones.

the promise of a technocratic release: completely safe utt.

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Par viagru un Ad agency, kas izgudroja viagru un, iespeejams, veel dazhu labu epideemiju - Kresser pie Rogana: https://youtu.be/bYOIhmZ0Osg?t=8812



par sorry : https://twitter.com/JamesTodaroMD/status/1326874236963655681

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Pag, reanimācijā no prezervatīva nelietošanas?

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metaforiski rundājot. Viens superspreaderis izpildījies vidēs, kurās neapgrūtinājās ar aizsarglīdzekļiem.

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Liberāls hedonisms vienmēr draudzīgi korelē ar slimībām.

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lol, you wish

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role playing

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while getting shafted

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