No filoz. pasniedzēja Freda Raušera filozofijas klasikas kopsavilkumiem vienā teikumā, daži ļoti trāpīgi:

Aquinas, Summa Theologica:
User’s guide to world, with Frequently Asked Questions

Descartes, Meditations:
After six days of effort, man right back where he started

Locke, Two Treatises on Government:
1: Who made him king anyway? 2: we can fire him

Hume, Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding:
Long argument to urge docile readers to organize mass book burning

Kant, Critique of Pure Reason:
Reason accuses self, defends self, judges self, acquits self

Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil:
Philosopher unironically claims that all philosophers are hypocritical bastards

Frege, Foundations of Arithmetic:
Logician takes half of book to reach step One

Wittgenstein, Tractatus:
After throwing away ladder he climbed, man realizes he cannot ask for help