No TheBabylonBee (kristīgās satīras portāls):

Prodigal Son Kicked Back Out After Old Tweets Surface
Local Christian Would Do Anything For Jesus Except Believe Things That Are Unpopular
Opinion: Christians Should Be More Like Jesus, Who Was Loved By Everybody And Never Divisive
Local Christian Counting On Kingdom Of God As Backup Plan Just In Case Favorite Political Party Fails Him
Tactical Bible Attachment For Assault Rifles Now Available
New Missionary Dating App Will Pair You With A Hot Unbeliever To Convert
Evangelical Mistaken For Mormon After Treating Everyone With Kindness, Respect
Enraged Pastor Begins Flipping Tables After Catching Women Selling Various Products In Church Foyer
Progressive Church Allows Anyone To Interrupt Sermon With A Point Of Personal Privilege