Alice In Wonderland
"I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!"
"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see."
"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does."
"Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice!"