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| "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal" A.Pine |
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| "I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips |
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| Instrukcija Nr.1
Lai Jūs netiktu arestēti, neradītu problēmas sev, saviem tuviniekiem un citiem līdzpilsoņiem, turpmāk ir aizliegts publiski izrunāt šādus vārdus: Nestabils; Krīze; Lats; Devalvācija; Valters; Putni; Balle;
Ļoti piesardzīgi lietojiet vārdu salikumus: Man liekas; Man ir aizdomas; Es dzirdēju; Baumo ka; Es domāju; (šo frāzi vēlams nelietot vispār un minēto darbību arī neveikt)
Pie bankomātiem ir aizliegts pulcēties vairāk par diviem cilvēkiem vienlaicīgi. Grupas "Putnu balle" mūzikas klausīšanās turpmāk tiek uzskatīta par pretvalstisku rīcību. Izņemt naudu no bankomātiem klausoties "Putnu balles" ierakstus, tiek uzskatīta par īpaši zaimojošu darbību.
Instrukcija nr.2
Sakarā ar ļoti bēdīgo, bet nepārprotami stabilo stāvokli valstī, tiek izsludināta Ziemassvētku un laimīga Jaunā gada sagaidīšanas instrukcija. 1.Ziemassvētkus nedrīkst svinēt, tie būs jāatzīmē.(Vārds "svinēt" šobrīd neizklausās labi) 2.Laimīgais Jaunais gads būs jāsagaida ar pārliecību, ka tas tiešām būs laimīgs 3. Apsveikumu kartiņas drīkstēs sūtīt tikai tādā gadījumā, ja apsveikuma kartiņā tiek minētas vairāk kā 10(desmit) apsveicamās personas, un tās neatkārtojas citās apsveikuma kartiņās. 4. Ziemassvētku eglīte nedrīkst pārsniegt 20cm augstumu...ieskaitot podu, spaini vai kātu, kurā tā tiek nostiprināta. 5.Aizliegts eglīšu rotājumu vietā izmantot nacionālās naudas zīmes. Tas var radīt aizdomas un baumas par tās patieso vērtību. 6.Ziemassvētku vecītim(kā arī tā atdarinātājiem, salavečiem un ģediem maroziem) aizliegts nēsāt īsu bārdu.(Tās lai neizraisītu asociācijas ar Ivarinātoru) 7.Dāvanas nedrīkst nest maisos. Tas var radīt aizdomas par izšķērdību. 8.Sakarā ar štatu samazināšanu, vecīša briežu pajūgā 12 briežu vietā atstājami 10,9 brieži. 9.Ziemassvētku galdā 12 dažādu ēdienu vietā liekams 1 rasols ar 12 sastāvdaļām |
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| Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.
Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.
The moment of that kiss contained every happy moment I had ever lived. |
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| The truth will set you free, or die trying. Either you or the truth. |
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| Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
If you can’t convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Mark Twain
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy. - Gary Busey
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.
People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege. |
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| If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up. but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up! |
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| Im not as think as you drunk I am...
He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream... |
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| An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.
Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.
Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum. |
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| Never Wound Hearts That Love You, Never Cause Them Pain, For Wounded Hearts Are Like Roses, That Never Bloom Again. |
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| Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves.
Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it.
Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Still waters run deep.
The squeakiest wheel gets oiled first.
True wise men never get fooled ONCE. |
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| In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. |
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| Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
Guns don’t kill people — people do.
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The best things in life are not things.
Growing old is ineveitable, growing up is optional. |
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| In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences. |
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| 1. Ar spēku neko nevar pierādīt, bet visā var pārliecināt.
2. Skaitīt naudu svešā makā ir vieglāk, ja to atņem.
3. Dievs izdomāja miegu, sātans - modinātāju.
4. Vienmēr piedod saviem ienaidniekiem - nekas viņus nespēs saniknot vairāk.
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| Ja dzīvnieki prastu runāt, neticu, ka viņi tērētu savu laiku mēģinot komunicēt ar cilvēkiem. - Mood:gripa
- Music:billy idol - white wedding
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| what goes around, comes around. |
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| Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. |
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| The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood. |
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| Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. |
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| All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become. |
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| Kas agraak domaaju bij naivums - izraadiijaas labestiiba. |
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| esinja par mīlestību...
tikko sapratu, kas ir mīlestība. tā ļoti sapratu. tas nav tad, kad kāda dēļ esi gatava mirt.. nē, tas ir tad, kad kādam ļoti, ļoti gribi dzīvot.. |
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| *Dzīvē nav tādas lietas, kas stāvētu uz vietas!
*Vienīgais neiespējamais ir pēc NĀVES IEVILKT ELPU!
*Sauli ar plaukstām neaizklāsi! |
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| Mums katram pašreiz ir tikai viena diena - šodiena. Katrs cilvēks vienas dienas cīņu ar dzīvi var izturēt. Mēs salūzīsim tikai tad, kad šodienai pieliekam klāt šo nepanesami smago mūžīgo nastu - VAKARDIENU un RĪTDIENU. Tāpēc mēģināsim dzīvot galvenokārt tikai ŠODIEN! |
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| Laimei nav rītdienas. Viņai nav arī vakardienas. Viņa neatceras to, kas pagājis. Nedomā pat to, kas nāks. Viņai ir tikai tagadne. Un tā nav diena, bet ACUMIRKLIS! |
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| woman just need a reason to have sex, man - just place. |
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| “You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her” |
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| “Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”
Albert Einstein |
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| "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” “Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.” “Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.” / “If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.” / “The only real valuable thing is intuition.” / “Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.” / “The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.” Albert Einstein |
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| "The idealist is incorrigible: if he is thrown out of his heaven he makes an ideal of his hell."
Friedrich Nietzsche |
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| be kinder to yourself when things do not work out |
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| Kā izskatās raudāšana zem ūdens? |
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| "Idealist: a cynic in the making." - Irving Layton |
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| Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. - Samuel McChord Crothers |
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| Fur is more strongly opposed than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. |
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| One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde |
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| Life is a constant battle between heart and brain, but guess who wins.
The skeleton. |
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| romija: ai, zini kā, visi vecumi ir "neizdevīgi"... jaunībā visi ir jauni un muļķi, bet nedaudz vēlāk... jau veci muļķi :) |
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| If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. /unknown author/ /but, anyway, not me/ - Music:she wants revenge- monologue
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| Everything you don't understand you fear, and then you turn it into a religion. |
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| Nav divu vienādu mīlestību. |
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| Analoģija ir bīstams ierocis.
Bībele ir rēbuss. |
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| Faith: not wanting to know what is true. Friedrich Nietzsche
Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. Friedrich Nietzsche |
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| Vīrieši pērk, sievietes iepērkas.
Izlemšana pēdējā brīdī novērš pārdomāšanu.
Gentleman - maigonis. |
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