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29th-Jun-2009 09:16 pm
Jauns satīrisks blogs par to, kāpēc dažām meitenēm vienmēr neveicas.

http://smartwomencantbehappy.webs.com/
18th-Mar-2009 10:39 pm - A. Pine
"What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal" A.Pine
16th-Mar-2009 11:49 am
"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips
2nd-Dec-2008 11:28 pm - NOPIETNI! :D
Instrukcija Nr.1

Lai Jūs netiktu arestēti, neradītu problēmas sev, saviem tuviniekiem un
citiem līdzpilsoņiem, turpmāk ir aizliegts publiski izrunāt šādus vārdus:
Nestabils;
Krīze;
Lats;
Devalvācija;
Valters;
Putni;
Balle;

Ļoti piesardzīgi lietojiet vārdu salikumus:
Man liekas;
Man ir aizdomas;
Es dzirdēju;
Baumo ka;
Es domāju; (šo frāzi vēlams nelietot vispār un minēto darbību arī neveikt)

Pie bankomātiem ir aizliegts pulcēties vairāk par diviem cilvēkiem vienlaicīgi.
Grupas "Putnu balle" mūzikas klausīšanās turpmāk tiek uzskatīta par pretvalstisku rīcību.
Izņemt naudu no bankomātiem klausoties "Putnu balles" ierakstus, tiek uzskatīta par īpaši zaimojošu darbību.

Instrukcija nr.2

Sakarā ar ļoti bēdīgo, bet nepārprotami stabilo stāvokli valstī, tiek
izsludināta Ziemassvētku un laimīga Jaunā gada sagaidīšanas instrukcija.
1.Ziemassvētkus nedrīkst svinēt, tie būs jāatzīmē.(Vārds "svinēt" šobrīd neizklausās labi)
2.Laimīgais Jaunais gads būs jāsagaida ar pārliecību, ka tas tiešām būs laimīgs
3. Apsveikumu kartiņas drīkstēs sūtīt tikai tādā gadījumā, ja apsveikuma kartiņā tiek minētas vairāk kā 10(desmit) apsveicamās personas, un tās neatkārtojas citās apsveikuma kartiņās.
4. Ziemassvētku eglīte nedrīkst pārsniegt 20cm augstumu...ieskaitot podu, spaini vai kātu, kurā tā tiek nostiprināta.
5.Aizliegts eglīšu rotājumu vietā izmantot nacionālās naudas zīmes. Tas var radīt aizdomas un baumas par tās patieso vērtību.
6.Ziemassvētku vecītim(kā arī tā atdarinātājiem, salavečiem un ģediem maroziem) aizliegts nēsāt īsu bārdu.(Tās lai neizraisītu asociācijas ar Ivarinātoru)
7.Dāvanas nedrīkst nest maisos. Tas var radīt aizdomas par izšķērdību.
8.Sakarā ar štatu samazināšanu, vecīša briežu pajūgā 12 briežu vietā atstājami 10,9 brieži.
9.Ziemassvētku galdā 12 dažādu ēdienu vietā liekams 1 rasols ar 12 sastāvdaļām
28th-Oct-2008 01:56 pm - paulo coelho
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.

When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.

You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen.

Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.

The moment of that kiss contained every happy moment I had ever lived.
1st-May-2008 07:50 pm - truth
The truth will set you free, or die trying. Either you or the truth.
10th-Mar-2008 10:33 pm - Sayings
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
10th-Mar-2008 10:25 pm - Alcohol 3
If the ocean was vodka and i was a duck
i’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
but the ocean’s not vodka and i am not a duck
so pass me a bottle and shut the f**k up!
10th-Mar-2008 10:24 pm - Alcohol 2
Im not as think as you drunk I am...

He was so sober he had blood in his alcohol stream...
10th-Mar-2008 10:16 pm - Alcohol
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Whiskey is risky but it makes the girls frisky.

Don’t be dumb and mix wine and rum.
10th-Mar-2008 10:12 pm - HEARTS
Never Wound Hearts That Love You,
Never Cause Them Pain,
For Wounded Hearts Are Like Roses,
That Never Bloom Again.
10th-Mar-2008 10:08 pm - Yes or No?
Revenge is a Poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves.

Vengence is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it.

Don’t argue with Idiots.. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Still waters run deep.

The squeakiest wheel gets oiled first.

True wise men never get fooled ONCE.
10th-Mar-2008 10:07 pm - Martin Luther King Jr
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
10th-Mar-2008 09:55 pm - Gudrības
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

Guns don’t kill people — people do.

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.

If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.

The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.

The best things in life are not things.

Growing old is ineveitable, growing up is optional.
10th-Mar-2008 09:54 pm - Robert G. Ingersoll
In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments — there are consequences.
10th-Mar-2008 09:37 pm - Jā vai Nē?

1. Ar spēku neko nevar pierādīt, bet visā var pārliecināt.

2. Skaitīt naudu svešā makā ir vieglāk, ja to atņem.

3. Dievs izdomāja miegu, sātans - modinātāju.

4. Vienmēr piedod saviem ienaidniekiem - nekas viņus nespēs saniknot vairāk.

17th-Feb-2008 09:15 pm
Ja dzīvnieki prastu runāt, neticu, ka viņi tērētu savu laiku mēģinot komunicēt ar cilvēkiem.
3rd-Dec-2007 03:32 am
what goes around, comes around.
3rd-Dec-2007 12:57 am - friends
Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
3rd-Dec-2007 12:37 am - Buddha
The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.
3rd-Dec-2007 12:34 am - Buddha
Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
3rd-Dec-2007 12:29 am - Buddha
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think we become.
2nd-Oct-2007 11:56 pm
Kas agraak domaaju bij naivums - izraadiijaas labestiiba.
2nd-Oct-2007 11:30 am - esinja par mīlestību...

[info]esinja par mīlestību...

tikko sapratu, kas ir mīlestība. tā ļoti sapratu.
tas nav tad, kad kāda dēļ esi gatava mirt.. nē, tas ir tad, kad kādam ļoti, ļoti gribi dzīvot..

1st-Oct-2007 12:31 am

*Dzīvē nav tādas lietas, kas stāvētu uz vietas!

*Vienīgais neiespējamais ir pēc NĀVES IEVILKT ELPU!

*Sauli ar plaukstām neaizklāsi!

1st-Oct-2007 12:24 am
Mums katram pašreiz ir tikai viena diena - šodiena.
Katrs cilvēks vienas dienas cīņu ar dzīvi var izturēt.
Mēs salūzīsim tikai tad, kad šodienai pieliekam klāt šo nepanesami smago mūžīgo nastu - VAKARDIENU un RĪTDIENU.
Tāpēc mēģināsim dzīvot galvenokārt tikai ŠODIEN!
1st-Oct-2007 12:20 am
Laimei nav rītdienas.
Viņai nav arī vakardienas.
Viņa neatceras to, kas pagājis.
Nedomā pat to, kas nāks.
Viņai ir tikai tagadne.
Un tā nav diena, bet ACUMIRKLIS!
10th-Sep-2007 11:55 pm
woman just need a reason to have sex, man - just place.
20th-Aug-2007 10:49 pm
“You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her”
13th-Aug-2007 03:21 pm
“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”

Albert Einstein
13th-Aug-2007 03:12 pm

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”


“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.”

“Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.” /

“If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.” /

“The only real valuable thing is intuition.” /

“Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.” /

“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing.”

 Albert Einstein

13th-Aug-2007 03:04 pm

"The idealist is incorrigible: if he is thrown out of his heaven he makes an ideal of his hell."

Friedrich Nietzsche

5th-Jun-2007 02:07 pm
be kinder to yourself when things do not work out
14th-May-2007 08:55 am - raudāšana
Kā izskatās raudāšana zem ūdens?
2nd-May-2007 03:13 pm
"Idealist: a cynic in the making."
- Irving Layton
6th-Apr-2007 12:38 pm
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways.
 
- Samuel McChord Crothers
30th-Jan-2007 09:58 am - greenpeace
Fur is more strongly opposed than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
24th-Jan-2007 08:29 pm - yep
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.

-Oscar Wilde
17th-Dec-2006 10:29 am - Labs citāts. :D
Life is a constant battle between heart and brain, but guess who wins.



The skeleton.
20th-Jul-2006 10:41 am - vecumi
[info]romija:
ai, zini kā, visi vecumi ir "neizdevīgi"... jaunībā visi ir jauni un muļķi, bet nedaudz vēlāk... jau veci muļķi :)
29th-Jun-2006 02:09 am
If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine. /unknown author/ /but, anyway, not me/
28th-Jun-2006 09:30 pm - fear
Everything you don't understand you fear, and then you turn it into a religion.
23rd-Jun-2006 12:20 pm - mīlestība
Nav divu vienādu mīlestību.
15th-Jun-2006 10:48 am - virsraksta vietā
Analoģija ir bīstams ierocis.

Bībele ir rēbuss.
9th-Jun-2006 06:14 pm - dzīves patiesības
Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
Friedrich Nietzsche

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man.
Friedrich Nietzsche
7th-Jun-2006 07:28 pm - šodien izpīpēti domu graudi
Vīrieši pērk, sievietes iepērkas.

Izlemšana pēdējā brīdī novērš pārdomāšanu.

Gentleman - maigonis.
18th-May-2006 07:50 pm - KĻŪSTI PAR VJ`ju!!!

http://www.mtv.lv/lat.php/pr

MTV piedāvā iespēju kļut par raidījuma vadītājiem! veiksmi tiem, kas mēģinās bīdīt savu lietu ;)

18th-May-2006 07:17 pm
Poll #9965 prognozes EIROVĪZIJĀ 2006!
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5 (15.2%)

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1 (3.0%)

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1 (3.0%)

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