Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
- Albert Einstein

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
- Gary Busey

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Anywhere is walking distance, if you’ve got the time.

People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.