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Security Measures [Aug. 10th, 2006|03:01 pm]
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Jēziņ, kad man pēc mēneša uz Londonu jāperas, labi ļaudis no diplomātiskā gala atsūta infu par jaunajiem drošības noteikumiem UK lidostās. Āpāc, āpāc!

"All cabin baggage must be processed as hold baggage and carried in the hold of passenger aircraft departing UK airports." – raudājis mans ieradums bagāžā neko nenodot, jo ar mugureni pietiek atliektiem galiem.

"Passengers may take through the airport security search point, in a single (ideally transparent) plastic carrier bag, only the following items. Nothing may be carried in pockets:" – un seko uzskaitījums, kas, principā, sastāv no pases, naudas un atslēgām.

"All passengers must be hand searched, and their footwear and all the items they are carrying must be x-ray screened."

"In addition to the above, all passengers boarding flights to the USA and all the items they are carrying, including those acquired after the central screening point, must be subjected to secondary search at the boarding gate.  Any liquids discovered must be removed from the passenger." – labi, ka vismaz par šito nav jāķer kreņķis.

"Regrettably, significant delays at airports are inevitable. " – aha, no shit!

"We hope that these measures, which are being kept under review by the Government, will need to be in place for a limited period only." – nu cerams, ļoti cerams.

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From:[info]kakjux
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:03 pm
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mjāā.. ko lai dara tie nabagi, kam nākamnedēļ jau jālido? :/ man tik oktobrī..
From:[info]divi_g
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:10 pm
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Incanti, a, piemēram, laptops arī tagad būs jānodod bagāžā? 8-0
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From:[info]vistu_zaglis
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:12 pm
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Baidos, ka jā, kā arī mobilie, ibo atļauts:

• pocket size wallets and pocket size purses plus contents (for example money, credit cards, identity cards etc (not handbags));
• travel documents essential for the journey (for example passports and travel tickets);
• prescription medicines and medical items sufficient and essential for the flight (eg, diabetic kit), except in liquid form unless verified as authentic.
• spectacles and sunglasses, without cases.
• contact lens holders, without bottles of solution.
• for those travelling with an infant: baby food, milk (the contents of each bottle must be tasted by the accompanying passenger) and sanitary items sufficient and essential for the flight (nappies, wipes, creams and nappy disposal bags).
• female sanitary items sufficient and essential for the flight, if unboxed (eg tampons, pads, towels and wipes).
• tissues (unboxed) and/or handkerchiefs
• keys (but no electrical key fobs)
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From:[info]kakjux
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:17 pm
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& šodien pa radio dzirdēju, ka visi reizi uz Heathrow cancellēti.
From:[info]divi_g
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:20 pm
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Zašibisj.
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From:[info]rediiss
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 03:48 pm
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ghh man par to bērnu ēsmu patika - jāņem līdzi sēņu vīrs, afigetj! :D
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From:[info]petrovichs
Date:August 14th, 2006 - 11:05 am
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Laimīgās stundas/dienas/nedēļas/mēneši/gadi bagāžas zagļiem...
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From:[info]vistu_zaglis
Date:August 14th, 2006 - 11:07 am
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Aha. Par laimi beigušās.
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From:[info]petrovichs
Date:August 14th, 2006 - 12:17 pm
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Izskatās, ka no šodienas(?) noteikumi ir mīkstināti:
http://www.dft.gov.uk/stellent/groups/dft_about/documents/page/dft_about_612280.hcsp
From:(Anonymous)
Date:August 10th, 2006 - 09:04 pm
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cloned_pt

khm .. dvieļagalvas parasti ir vannasistabās. īsi pirms fēnošanās. dīvains naids. vai varbūt Tu indiešus par nepatikšanu cēloni uzskati? islāms te blakus nav mētājies. imho adnaznačna.
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From:[info]jollka
Date:August 12th, 2006 - 09:12 pm
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Ņekakoj adnoznačno! Ok, indieši tin ap galvām vannasistabas dvieļus. Piekrītu. Bet arī kamieļu skrējējiem ir dvielīši. Izskatās gan vairāk pēc trauku dvieļiem...