Ai try wun more time…

Oh noez - Can nawt find CCC!
Oooh lukee ah weef blower.
::brrrruuummmmm, blows jmuhj’s bwainz into a pile::
Nao where’s dat spoon ai keepz handee?
::pullz spoon owt ob bak pawkit adn spoons bwainz bak into jmuhj’s hed::
::pat pat pat (alwayz jentlee)::
::pullz extra yellow CHRG owt from under NC66’s skai bloo wun::
Gud thing ai awlayz wear two
::drawz smilee on yellow CHRG wit a felt tip pen::
::tuckee tuckee, brrrrrrrp, duckkee taip::
::pullz owt popsickle steeck collection frum utter pawkit adn ahwaenjez dem in uh piewul::
::rubz floofy paws together to create frikshun adn lites piewul awn fyre::
::uses discarded gushy fud tin, meelk fum handee thermos, and choklick bar tu brew sum hawt cholick::
Gud thing kittehs awlayz kleens teh tins completely and kitteh spit iz anti-septic.
::gibs hawt choklick and left ober choklick bar tu jmuhj::
::visitz manee ICHC freds and collects dem to weave uh floofy bwankee::
::wrapz jmuhj wit soft floofy bwankee full ob lafter and lub::
Otay - yoo rest nao. Improhvized treeahj complete. Yoo feelz bedder in no tiem.

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