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fun with John

skaipā atrakstīja con-artist, piedāvāja 18miljonus.

[19:41:31] John Ajovi says: from:MR.JOHN AJOVI
BANK DIRECTOR OF REMITTANCE
BANK DIRECTOR OF AUDITING
AGRICULTURAL BANK OF AFRICA
(COTONOU)REPUBLIC DU BENIN
DIRECT PHONE+229-98728177
TELE/FAX:229-98728177

MY DEAR

GOOD DAY.

I LIKE YOU AS FAMILY FRIEND.

IS GOOD TO KNOW YOU AND WE SHALL MAKE IT.
THIS IS A DEAL I WANT TO MAKE WITH YOU.

THERE IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF FUND WHICH I DISCOVERED IN MY BANK DURING MY AUDIT INSPECTION, THE FUND IS 18.5MUSD (EIGHTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) IN UNKNOWN ACCOUNT.IF I DID NOT CLAIM THE FUND DURING MY EARLIER THIS YEAR, IF THEY BANK CHAIRMEN DISCOVER THE FUND IN UNKNOWN ACCOUNT, THEY WILL CLAIM IT THEN IT WILL GO INTO BANK TREASURY FUND I WILL RUN EMPTY HAND, WHICH I DID NOT LIKE IT THAT WAY.

THIS IS MY LUCK FUND GOD GAVE ME AND I WILL CLAIM IT AND HELP THE POORS, ORPHANS, MOHERLESS BABY HOME AND ETC.
THE ONLY WAY I CAN CLAIM THE FUND IS IF I PRESENT A FOREIGNER AS THE DEPOSITOR OWNERSHIP.

I AM GOING TO PROGRAMME YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN THE BANK DATABASE AS THE DEPOSITOR OF THE FUND AND I SHALL ISSUE YOU A BANK DATED DEPOSIT SLIP THAT AUTHORIZE YOU AS THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR /OWNERSHIP OF THE FUND.

YOUR FULL NAMES__________________________________________

YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN_____________________________________

STATE OF ORIGIN_______________________________________________

AGE___________________________________________________________

MARITAL STATUS_______________________________________________

PHONE_______________________________________________________

OCCUPATION___________________________________________________

FAX___________________________________________________________

PRIVATE EMAIL_________________________________________________

THIS WILL MAKE MY BANK BELIEVE YOU AS THE OWNERSHIP AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHICH YOU SHALL PROVIDE TO THEM.
DO YOU HAVE DOLLAR ACCOUNT TO TRANSFER THE FUND?

OUR AGREEMENT OF PERCENTAGE IS 60/40.AS SOON AS THE FUND IS TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT I SHALL COME TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING AGREEMENT 60/40.

ARE YOU SERIOUS INTERESTING TO HANDLE THE DEAL?
REPLY ASAP IN MY EMAIL, DO NOT TALK THIS DEAL IN MY FACEBOOK FOR SECURITY REASONS OK.

REGARDS
MR.JOHN AJOVI
BANK DIRECTOR OF REMITTANCE
BANK DIRECTOR OF AUDITING
AGRICULTURAL BANK OF AFRICA
(COTONOU)REPUBLIC DU BENIN
DIRECT PHONE+229-98728177
[19:58:45] tors says: hey listen
[19:58:51] tors says: ok, i can do this
[19:58:52] tors says: but first
[19:59:57] tors says: i need 200'000 US dollars to access my bank account, for reasons I cant explain
[20:00:02] tors says: because I have no time, yes?
[20:00:11] tors says: I need you to
[20:00:19] tors says: send me your

YOUR FULL NAMES__________________________________________

YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN_____________________________________

STATE OF ORIGIN_______________________________________________

AGE___________________________________________________________

MARITAL STATUS_______________________________________________

PHONE_______________________________________________________

OCCUPATION___________________________________________________

FAX___________________________________________________________

PRIVATE EMAIL_________________________________________________
[20:00:44] tors says: and then I will explain to bank
[20:00:51] tors says: that they can deduce the amount of money
[20:00:53] tors says: from you
[20:01:00] tors says: and then I can access my bank account
[20:01:10] tors says: and get those 8 million dollars you promised me.
[20:01:13] tors says: I hope this is ok.
[20:01:18] tors says: please send info.
[20:01:22] tors says: I will wait, my dear.
[20:01:26] tors says: I love you as family friend also.
[20:02:57] John Ajovi says: hallo
[20:03:01] John Ajovi says: are you there
[20:03:04] tors says: yes, I am here.
[20:03:14] tors says: will you send me 200k as agreed?
[20:03:28] John Ajovi says: u ask for 20,000.00usd hope?
[20:03:35] John Ajovi says: to asset ur account
[20:03:36] John Ajovi says: ?
[20:04:05] tors says: exactly, your level of underastanding of my current situation - no less than perfect.
[20:05:02] John Ajovi says: have u forgotten that the fund is not with me yet that is why i called you to stand as ownership which is hall issue you deposit certificate to prove your ownership of fund?
[20:05:24] John Ajovi says: which i shall
[20:05:45] tors says: why would bank recognize my ownership of this fund?
[20:06:38] John Ajovi says: i am the the person that will furnish you well in this deal then you shall contact the bank head quarter request to transfer your fund to ,your new bank account which you shall provide to them
[20:06:55] John Ajovi says: my duty in this deal is to act as your account officer
[20:07:16] John Ajovi says: i shall forward you all basic factor of the deal so that you study it well
[20:07:46] John Ajovi says: becos i am not the actual person that will make the fund transfer it has to go through my bank head quarter
[20:07:54] John Ajovi says: i shall provide you all details
[20:08:05] tors says: that would be great
[20:08:16] tors says: can I have some details, as to why I would be eligible for this fund of yours?
[20:08:34] John Ajovi says: of course yes
[20:09:41] John Ajovi says: the details is that i shall first programme your name address and phone and fax with passport in bank database as the ownership depositor of the fund,secondly i shall issue you a bank dated deposit slip that will authorize you as the original depositor
[20:10:48] tors says: why do I need to be a depositor? will I not need to make a withdrawal?
[20:11:09] John Ajovi says: thirdly i shall draft letter of application which i shall forward to you in the application letter you shall fill in your banking details and forward it to my bank head quarter request for your fund to close and transfer to your new bank account in your country that you want to use your fund for urgent business
[20:11:45] John Ajovi says: before you make a withdrawl your info has to programme first in bank file
[20:12:07] John Ajovi says: then you can tell bank to transfer or you come here withdraw
[20:12:59] tors says: I see.
[20:13:15] tors says: two things:
[20:13:49] John Ajovi says: when u understand right let me know
[20:13:52] John Ajovi says: ?
[20:15:11] tors says: a) where is here?

b) I can't make a bank transfer above 500$, as I have exceeded 6 ACH transfers in the past month. this means there is a limit to how much liquidity I can transfer during a period of 1 month.
so it would be wiser to come there and withdraw.
returning to question a)
where is here?
[20:16:23] John Ajovi says: as soon as i programme your info in bank file then i can call abnk to make withdrawal
[20:16:38] John Ajovi says: send me your info
[20:16:47] John Ajovi says: such as full name
[20:17:04] John Ajovi says: YOUR FULL NAMES__________________________________________

YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN_____________________________________

STATE OF ORIGIN_______________________________________________

AGE___________________________________________________________

MARITAL STATUS_______________________________________________

PHONE_______________________________________________________

OCCUPATION___________________________________________________

FAX___________________________________________________________

PRIVATE EMAIL_________________________________________________
[20:18:05] tors says: I need to know where I will need to travel first, as I will have urgent business in the forthcoming 3 weeks time, I'm sure you understand..
where will I need to go?
[20:18:15] tors says: this is an issue we must tackle first, my love, you understand.
[20:19:09] John Ajovi says: in cotonou the republic of benin
[20:19:17] John Ajovi says: that is my country
[20:19:28] John Ajovi says: the bank head office
[20:19:46] John Ajovi says: i shall issue you letter of invitation and cable visa
[20:19:50] tors says: I see.
[20:19:53] John Ajovi says: and hotel reservation
[20:20:04] tors says: this is great news
[20:20:28] John Ajovi says: you shall stay here lastes 4 to 5 days until you witness all transfer
[20:20:42] John Ajovi says: then i shall come to your country for sharing ratio
[20:21:01] John Ajovi says: beoc i do not want my bank to know that i am behind this deal
[20:21:21] tors says: as I recently checked the prices for plane tickets, as I had urgent business in whatever, and there was a discount to tickets to cotonou airport.
unfortunately for our plan of plans to pull through and for us to be together, so you can furnish me, I will need to borrow a sum of money from for the ticket to cotonou, I'm sure this is ok?
[20:21:42] John Ajovi says: you shall not mention my bank at the bank head quarter so that they will not suspect you and i of cospiracy
[20:22:05] tors says: this is my bank account:

LTHAVF2019293489302
my persons code: 142079-18403
[20:22:06] John Ajovi says: becos if they know that i am involve in the business i will lose my job
[20:22:21] tors says: my name is Bob Lejovi.
[20:22:31] tors says: please transfer 1200$ for plane ticket
[20:22:35] tors says: as soon as possible.
[20:22:40] John Ajovi says: ok
[20:22:41] tors says: and I will be there.
[20:23:26] John Ajovi says: is like you still do not follow me at all
[20:23:42] John Ajovi says: i said i am not the person to make the transfer rather my bank head quater
[20:24:05] John Ajovi says: all info has to be intight so that you go for the fund
[20:26:26] tors says: Full Name
Bob Lejovi

country New Zealand
Age 31
single
phone: +64 4213418 124
occupation: Head CEO and exporter of horse tranquiliser to third world countries for get funky and drug abuse.
FAX: none
e-mail: Bob.Lejovi@gtn.paid.org
[20:26:41] tors says: yes, yes I understand all that
[20:26:43] tors says: but I'm not saying you are the one to transfer 8million to my account.
[20:27:02] tors says: I am saying I will need to borrow
[20:27:16] tors says: 1200$ for plane ticket and champagne in first class seat!
[20:28:19] John Ajovi says: call me now 4 mouth talk
[20:28:21] tors says: how else do you think will I be able to come to Cotonou, so we can be together and roll around in francs, singing  L'Aube Nouvelle?
[20:28:25] John Ajovi says: ur line cant go
[20:28:47] tors says: I have no microphone unfortunately.
[20:28:59] tors says: listen
[20:29:05] tors says: what is problem?
[20:29:28] tors says: I gave you all relevant info, correct this is?
[20:29:50] John Ajovi says: yes i received them
[20:30:13] tors says: okay.
[20:30:15] tors says: then please
[20:30:19] John Ajovi says: i shall programme all in bank database and i shall issue you a bank dataed deposit slip
[20:30:35] tors says: I want nothing more than bank deposit slip, yes.
[20:30:38] tors says: but also, please remember
[20:30:46] tors says: to transfer 4000$ as agreed?
[20:31:16] John Ajovi says: you shall instruct my bank head quarter that i need urgent transfer
[20:31:19] tors says: for ticket, 1st class seat, champagne, and huge amounts of souveniers to purchase in Cotonou.
[20:31:30] John Ajovi says: my duty is to act as your account officer
[20:31:53] tors says: one moment.
[20:32:00] John Ajovi says: i am going to issue you bank dated deposit slip today
[20:32:08] John Ajovi says: to prove my seriousness
[20:32:24] John Ajovi says: becos i am not here to make joke or childs play
[20:32:29] tors says: if there is one thing on this planet, john, that I do not doubt
[20:32:32] tors says: it is your seriousness.
[20:32:43] John Ajovi says: give me a call
[20:32:45] John Ajovi says: now
[20:32:53] John Ajovi says: in my phone
[20:33:30] tors says: why would I need to do this?
[20:33:48] tors says: I thought we were crystal clear on everything?
[20:34:06] tors says: I await
[20:34:21] tors says: your issued bank dated deposit slip today
[20:34:54] John Ajovi says: yes
[20:35:26] tors says: which, besides being a notice of bank transfers
[20:35:29] tors says: shall also travel to me
[20:35:41] tors says: as 100% proof
[20:35:45] tors says: of seriousness.
[20:35:51] tors says: which, just to be superclear
[20:35:55] tors says: I have never doubted.
[20:36:56] John Ajovi says: give me 30 mins let me work out the deposit slip and programme your name in bank database
[20:37:23] tors says: do you work in a bank, John?
[20:37:46] John Ajovi says: and i shall send you a copy of your depositor fund for your record it is what you will present to my bank head office as the fund depositor beocs i know the boss must ask you of it as a prove
[20:38:15] John Ajovi says: i am the bank director  and audit inspector
[20:38:31] John Ajovi says: i n my own branch not head office branch
[20:38:43] tors says: wow.
[20:38:49] tors says: which bank?
[20:39:27] John Ajovi says: agb
[20:39:35] John Ajovi says: agricultural bank africa
[20:39:53] John Ajovi says: so u still asking me this then what are we talking since?
[20:40:29] John Ajovi says: are you serious to handle this deal?yes or no cos i do not want childs play
[20:40:33] John Ajovi says: or jokers
[20:40:34] John Ajovi says: ?
[20:40:46] tors says: I have to say, John
[20:41:37] John Ajovi says: if you are with me give me a call now to prove your honesty with me
[20:41:44] tors says: your seriousness percentage just went down about 15%, I am sure you as banker would understand this.

I checked list of banks in Benin, I confess - did not know what went over me, as I said I had no doubts of your seriousness, but agricultural bank africa is not listed as an active bank in Benin
[20:41:50] John Ajovi says: before i do the programmer ans issue you deposit slip
[20:42:07] tors says: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banks_in_Benin
[20:42:16] tors says: nor, after incredibly intense
[20:42:20] tors says: 5 seconds of googling
[20:42:25] tors says: did I find Agricultural bank africa
[20:42:26] tors says: at all
[20:42:33] tors says: I want to know
[20:42:39] tors says: if you are serious about this, John
[20:42:41] tors says: because I do not want
[20:42:42] tors says: childs play
[20:42:44] tors says: or jokers
[20:43:05] John Ajovi says: write agricultural bank of africa in google then press enter
[20:43:44] tors says: yes of course.
[20:43:45] tors says: I did.
[20:45:57] tors says: I see nothing called Agricultural bank africa. as all banks need to be legally registered, I am having doubts and, in all honesty, your seriousness percentage is going down really fast.
[20:46:10] tors says: i will send you graph, so you are sure I am serious too.
[20:46:58] John Ajovi says: listen once the bank transfer all the fund to your bank account which you shall provide to them then you tell the bank to remove your name in their bank database that you are doing banking with them anymore becos u chose to bank with your country
[20:47:17] John Ajovi says: i am saying that so that nobody will trace out the deal anymore
[20:47:38] John Ajovi says: one your file is remove is over
[20:48:22] John Ajovi says: u nderstand?
[20:48:51] John Ajovi says: are you there
[20:50:06] tors sent file "trust.jpg" to members of this chat

[20:50:41] tors says: please take a look this is very important to our business.
[20:50:47] tors says: I understand everything.
[20:51:14] John Ajovi says: how old are you
[20:51:21] John Ajovi says: marital status
[20:51:36] tors says: it was mentioned in the information I gave you.
[20:51:54] tors says: I am 31, marital status - single.
[20:52:24] John Ajovi says: ok
[20:52:39] tors says: also, can you send me back graph where I can see percentage of us getting caught?
[20:52:41] tors says: because
[20:52:45] John Ajovi says: forward me scan copy of your passport i am staying to programme your name in bank file now
[20:52:51] John Ajovi says: all shall be in file
[20:52:52] tors says: if i ask bank to delete my name from banking history
[20:53:02] John Ajovi says: yes they will do
[20:53:11] tors says: after an 18million dollar transaction?
[20:53:15] John Ajovi says: forward me what i demand asap
[20:53:22] John Ajovi says: yes
[20:53:39] tors says: ok, one moment.
[20:57:50] John Ajovi says: OK
[20:59:59] tors says: listen, john
[21:01:07] tors says: in deep abyss of sorrow, despite level of trust falling to mere 10% as time during our conversation passed, as shown in graph, I decided to accept your demands.
[21:02:37] tors says: but as I was standing over photoscanner with passport I accidently spilled fresh orange juice and to my great disappointment beverage landed exactly on photoscanner screen rendering it useless, so I cannot come through on your demands, instead
[21:02:56] John Ajovi says: OK
[21:02:59] tors says: i ask you urgently to send me 300$ for new photoscanner
[21:03:06] John Ajovi says: SO SHOULD I FINE SOMEONE
[21:03:42] tors says: so I can purchase a new one and send you photocopy of passport 9:00 a.m. sharp after morning running with cat waffles.
[21:03:54] tors says: please, love of my life, John.
[21:03:57] tors says: send 300$ ASAP
[21:04:06] John Ajovi says: MY FRIEND I AM NOT HERE  FOR JOKE OR CHILDS PLAY IS BETTER I LEAVE YOU NOW
[21:04:13] tors says: John, listen.
[21:04:14] John Ajovi says: TAKE CARE
[21:04:17] tors says: no, wait.
[21:04:35] tors says: we are so close to 18million and sunny beaches of Cotonou, Benin.
[21:04:43] tors says: do not ruin this plan for us!
[21:04:57] tors says: please send my demands.
[21:05:05] John Ajovi says: IF U R SERIOUS MAN CALL ME NOW
[21:05:18] John Ajovi says: 2 HEAR YOUR VOICE OF MOUTH
[21:05:27] John Ajovi says: U HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER
[21:05:39] tors says: my voice of mouth, you say.
[21:05:54] John Ajovi says: CALL ME
[21:06:02] tors says: SEND ME MONEY.
[21:06:06] tors says: for photoscanner.
[21:06:16] tors says: you can hear my voice of mouth when we shake hands and lough like brothers
[21:06:16] John Ajovi says: BYE
[21:06:18] tors says: on sunny beach
[21:06:26] tors says: jesus christ, john.
[21:06:34] tors says: did we just spend 3hrs talking for nothing?
[21:06:41] tors says: are you some kind of joker?
[21:06:52] tors says: going around skype expecting everything to go smoothly all the time?
[21:06:55] tors says: these things happen, damn it.
[21:07:00] tors says: fucking orange juice gets spilled!
[21:07:38] tors says: listen, despite my level of trust in you has fallen to -200% approximately.
[21:07:42] tors says: I will give you one more chance.
[21:07:55] tors says: or i will find someone serious to give me 8million instead.
[21:09:17] tors says: john, I have a copy of my passport.
[21:09:18] tors says: I remembered
[21:09:24] tors says: I sent it to my bank, it must be in my e-mail.
[21:09:31] tors says: I will send it to you right away.
[21:12:24] John Ajovi says: what do u say
[21:13:38] tors says: I agreed, I told you.
[21:13:46] tors says: I will send you passport copy in 1 minute.
[21:14:03] tors says: ok, it's downloading.
[21:14:16] tors sent file "passport copy.png" to members of this chat
[21:14:54] tors says: ok, programme my name in bank file now
[21:15:13] John Ajovi says: WHEN I HAVE IT
[21:15:16] John Ajovi says: WE START
[21:15:20] tors says: I hope non-existant bank of agriculture africa accepts it.
[21:15:27] tors says: accept the copy!!
[21:15:33] tors says: I am sending as we speak!
[21:15:50] John Ajovi says: IS AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPPEMENT BANK OF AFRICA
[21:16:55] tors says: accept the photo copy, damn it.
[21:16:56] tors says: and
[21:17:14] John Ajovi says: SEND IT IN MY EMAIL ADDRESS
[21:17:21] tors says: give me e-mail address, please.
[21:18:18] John Ajovi says: mr.johnajovi@yahoo.com
[21:18:28] tors says: okay.
[21:20:55] John Ajovi says: when u send it remind me
[21:21:02] tors says: yes, of course.
[21:21:06] tors says: I am sending in a few minutes
[21:22:32] tors says: e-mail is sent.

[21:23:06] tors says: also, do you not have moral issues regarding stealing 18million from agricultural development fund of africa?
[21:23:13] tors says: lots of people could use this money.
[21:23:33] tors says: but I am sure you think this over sitting at non-existant desk at work.
[21:23:37] John Ajovi says: i am not stealing
[21:23:52] John Ajovi says: is money i discovered unknown account during my audit
[21:24:14] tors says: well, John.
[21:24:17] tors says: you have to admit
[21:24:20] tors says: that was one lucky audit.
[21:24:47] tors says: ok, can you wire 4300$ dollors for photoscanner and plane ticket to Catanou, please?
[21:25:02] John Ajovi says: from which account?
[21:25:14] tors says: don't you have a bank account?
[21:25:22] tors says: a personal one?
[21:25:37] tors says: where your job transfers you salary?
[21:26:26] tors says: by the way
[21:26:53] tors says: you did mention that you would use this money to: THIS IS MY LUCK FUND GOD GAVE ME AND I WILL CLAIM IT AND HELP THE POORS, ORPHANS, MOHERLESS BABY HOME AND ETC.
[21:27:13] tors says: is good cause
[21:27:21] tors says: motherless baby home etc.
[21:27:34] tors says: why not just use this money and donate directly?
[21:27:42] tors says: oh, right you need foreigner.
[21:27:47] tors says: is probably non-existant policy.
[21:28:28] tors says: John, give me status quo.
[21:28:35] tors says: 4300$ heading my way?
[21:28:39] tors says: I can order tickets online?
[21:28:49] tors says: we are so close, John.
[21:28:53] tors says: we will see each other tommorow.
[21:30:30] tors says: John, everything ok?
[21:31:47] tors says: john?
[21:31:53] tors says: we will help motherless baby home
[21:31:55] tors says: and of course etc.?
[21:32:20] tors says: ok, listen
[21:32:31] tors says: I will go clean orange juice out of photoscanner, which THANKS TO YOU
[21:32:33] tors says: is now broken
[21:32:40] tors says: if you do not respond in 10min
[21:32:45] tors says: I will assume
[21:32:49] tors says: that you are some kind of joker
[21:32:53] tors says: and childs play
[21:33:00] tors says: with faggot voice of mouth
[21:36:09] tors says: john, baby, call me.
[21:36:14] tors says: I want to hear your voice of mouth.
[21:36:57] tors says: also, how does director of fairy bank africa have only one contact in skype?
[21:37:08] tors says: it's like you created this profile today, hahahaha
[21:37:16] tors says: but this is not true, we both know
[21:37:17] tors says: despite
[21:37:25] tors says: my trust in your seriousness is at all time low
[21:37:35] tors says: probably -1000000% approximately.
[21:38:27] tors says: this is the equivalent trust I put in man saying that the dirt in his hand is lottery ticket for all the world's money.
[21:38:35] tors says: which is not a lot of trust, haha.
[21:38:38] tors says: you understand.
[21:38:54] tors says: anyone ever say your last name sound like Jon Bon Jovi?
[21:39:02] tors says: perhaps you are distant cousin
[21:39:07] tors says: and it is his money?
[21:41:18] tors says: I like Jon Bon jovi a lot, John. we could make crazy pass-time activity like sing "Please Come Home for Christmas" in Beninese and knee each other in the face, because the expenses for face surgery are small in comparison to how rich we'll be.
[21:41:45] tors says: why not, you know?
[21:41:54] tors says: not like we can't afford, hahaha.
[21:42:37] tors says: 18million USD, John, my sweet love. I love you like family.
[21:42:54] tors says: I will take the time to remind you once again to send 4300$
[21:43:11] tors says: which you have no doubt written down on sticky note
[21:43:24] tors says: and put on dogshit covered desk.
[21:43:55] tors says: ok, my love.
[21:43:58] tors says: see you in Catanou.



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