Greetings extending to you like the pathetic arm of my mother as she begs me to stop jumping on her face with my special boots.

Today is a great day, we have a new guide out. Reichsfuhrer Fagjew has delivered a GRADE A LOLOKAUST in the form of a guide to school shootings. This is the easiest way to get your own Wiki page, by becoming a child killer.

The guide tells you how to get a good kill streak and also pays homage to those who have gone before us.

Click this link, win at life.

http://lolokaust.com/guides/shooting.html

Regards,
The Lolokaust Staff.