Ten Top Trivia Tips about Bullshit!

1. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from bullshit.
2. A bullshitometer is used to measure bullshit!
3. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The bullshit state'.
4. The risk of being struck by bullshit is one occurence every 9,300 years.
5. Bullshit is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
6. About 100 people choke to death on bullshit each year.
7. In its entire life, bullshit will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
8. Bullshit has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
9. Bullshit has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
10. To check whether bullshit is safe to eat, drop it in a bowl of water; rotten bullshit will sink, and fresh bullshit will float.