That would be quite a spectacle for surrounders, to begin devouring contents of tea bag (the bigger the better) with silent gleam of a maniac in your eyes. Regarding caffeine, there were times I went as far as to the (ab)use of pure caffeine crystalhydrate, yet I found it would be too funny to have a morgue toe-tag with "Intake of caffeine at terminal quantities" written in the cause-of-death line.

I am trying. No, really, I am.