staasts par filosofiju
A man was on the subway in New York City and eating a sandwich, when a police officer walks into the car. The police officer tells him that there was no eating on the subway. The man pleads with the cop, saying he just got done working a double shift and hasn't had time to eat all day. The man promises to clean up after himself and points out that they are alone on the subway, so no one will ever know he even ate the sandwich. The cop shakes his head and says: "If I let you do it, I'd have to let everyone do it." To this the man replied, "Why do you have to be such a Kant?!"