quotes

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
©jealousy

People aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are, mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.
© Scrubs S4 ep. 6

I think, therefore I'm single!

Kāpēc atlikt uz rītdienu to, kam var uzlikt jau šodien
©yapons

Ķīnietis ir lētāks par robotu, un viņu nevajag remontēt - ja noplīst, nomainam.

Why does technology advance? Because the common man can use it for porn. Sony's DSC-V1 is a little camera that lets you take shots in absolute darkness, without flash - perfect for your home porn movies.

AIDS pirmaas paziimes - karsta elpa pakausii un asas saapes dibenaa
©j.u.

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