resort (![[info]](http://klab.lv/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} resort) rakstīja,@ 2023-03-28 02:04:00 |
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My brother had a co-worker named Fred who had three rules garan-damn-teed to get you laid on a weekend night.
● Start ugly
● Don't be afraid to lower your standards
● Any chick looks good with your dick in her mouth
Fred was not exactly a philosopher but he allegedly got laid a lot.
● Start ugly
● Don't be afraid to lower your standards
● Any chick looks good with your dick in her mouth
Fred was not exactly a philosopher but he allegedly got laid a lot.
