"My girlfriend asking me to put her into a garbage bag. I wondered where she was going with this so I obliged. As I tied the ends together I will never forget the muffled words from within 'Now poke a hole in the bag and fuck me through it!'... This wasn't so bad, but after a good session of me fucking a garbage bag girl she asked me to pee onto the bag. I couldn't do this, so I poured a warm cup of tea I had nearby. 'This is tea!' the bag replied. Worst experience ever."