Pasmaidīju :)
Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in
place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my
name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

The next day the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny
gets to his desk the teacher asks him what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard, and the says to the teacher, "I
remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right," she coaxed.

Then, after a few seconds Johnny eyes light up and he says,
"Is it Mrs. Crunt?"