Kāds patiesībā ir Dievs.
7. Oktobris 2005 (18:34)
Dievs radīja cilvēku pēc sava ģīmja un līdzības ... un tad nāca velns un pielika otru roku, otru kāju, otru aci, otru ausi un otru nāsi...
Blin, nesaprotu kāpēc es to nebiju ātrāk iedomājies un kāpēc neviens cits par to nerunā, bet man sanāk, ka Dievs ir kropls vienrocis ciklops.
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven. As he passed through the Gates, he paused a moment in thought, and turned to God and said,
"A new creature called Man, I hear, is soon to be created."
"This is true," He replied.
"He will need laws," said the Demon slyly.
"What! You, his appointed Enemy for all Time! You ask for the right to make his laws?"
"Oh, no!" Satan replied, "I ask only that he be allowed to make his own."
It was so granted.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"