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Posted on 2011.11.15 at 15:40
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Vecs, bet tiem, kas neziņā



ARE RAP AND BLACK METAL ALIKE?

Rap: Obsessed with "keeping it real", an arbitrary set of rules
Black metal: Obsessed with "staying true", an arbitrary set of rules

Rap: Band members with fake names
Black metal: Band members with fake names

Rap: Complaints about oppression from white Christians
Black metal: Complaints about oppression from white Christians

Rap: Overly concerned with making money
Black metal: Overly concerned with not making money

Rap: Cheesy synthesizers
Black metal: Cheesy synthesizers

Rap: Barely in English
Black metal: Barely in English

Rap: Strong feelings about God
Black metal: Strong feelings about God

Rap: Black skin
Black metal: Black leather

Rap: 100 guest appearances on every album
Black metal: 100 side projects by every band member

Rap: Musicians arrested for murder
Black metal: Musicians arrested for murder

Rap: Closed-minded fanbase
Black metal: Closed-minded fanbase

Rap: Very expensive tennis shoes
Black metal: Very expensive leather boots

Rap: Imagery containing dogs
Black metal: Imagery containing wolves

Rap: Negative portrayals of whites
Black metal: Negative portrayals of Jews

Rap: Rips off samples from pop music
Black metal: Rips off ideas from classical music

Rap: Videos with super-shiny floors and cars
Black metal: Videos with super-shiny swords

Rap: Imagery of the urban jungles
Black metal: Imagery of the bleak forests

Rap: Pride in geographic region
Black metal: Pride in geographic region

Rap: Pride in own race
Black metal: Pride in own race

Rap: Songs about hanging out
Black metal: Songs about hanging people

Rap: Overly concerned with appearance
Black metal: Overly concerned with appearance

Rap: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair
Black metal: High number of guys with either no hair or long hair

Rap: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability
Black metal: Vocal style masks lack of singing ability

Rap: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics
Black metal: Take pride in their (unintentionally) humorous lyrics

Rap: Musicians face accusations of selling out
Black metal: Musicians face accusations of selling out

Rap: Unusual interest in ancestry
Black metal: Unusual interest in ancestry

Rap: Videos with scantily-clad women
Black metal: Promo photos with scantily-clad women

Rap: Booty Calls are a common theme
Black metal: A Call To Arms is a common theme

Rap: Constantly drinking alcohol
Black metal: Constantly drinking alcohol

Rap: Axing people kweshuns
Black metal: Carrying battle axes

Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

x: http://truemetal.lv/forum/77305-rap-black-metal
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psihs
[info]psihs at 2011-11-15 16:26 (Tipa)
to var saukt vienkārši par populāro mūziku
http://www.last.fm/tag/contemporary%20popular
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psihs
[info]psihs at 2011-11-15 16:33 (Tipa)
without knowing you, i bet the music you are listening to (with some exceptions of course), is contemporary popular. but try to find this tag on last.fm ... and despite the fact that it's that simple and true, most of you try to label their music with a bunch of so-called genre and style pigeonholes, some of them pure media- and industry-induced zero-meaning concepts, or, helplessly, 'icelandic', 'female vocalist' etc... i know that our musical education sucked. but nevertheless, you believe, if you call a kind of music 'chillout' or 'new age' or 'world' or 'emo' or even 'alternative', 'electronic', 'ambient, 'experimental', 'gothic', 'black metal' and 'japanese', it is. no, it is not. the music is nothing but music. every genius musician knows.

and now for my point. most of you call the music i'm listening to "Contemporary Classical". isn't this an über-label for a broad spectrum of music which is mostly not classical and often not even contemporary ... why pigeonhole the very different eras, epochs, genres, styles and forms of art music of the whole last 1,000 years just as one thing ... called "classical"? if that makes sense, using the term "contemporary popular" is only a logical conclusion for a very diversified range of musical genres. for most people, their favorite music only exists since a couple of years or decades, why do we consider it so important that we need to argue about it so much? music is our life, not our death. stay awesome.

raksta SirAlecHendrix
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 16:45 (Tipa)
This has to be one of the stupidest statements made on last.fm. Jesus Christ, the ego required to write ["this is the most played music on last.fm, interestingly the least used tag. it's more hip to tag "alternative", "avant-garde" and all these self-deceiving and meaningless labels."] followed by ["some people don't get it."]. I mean christ, this guy has the most inflated ego I have ever come across.
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psihs
[info]psihs at 2011-11-15 17:09 (Tipa)
and he throw him ON THE GROUND!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 17:17 (Tipa)
Pag man šiss http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuLxMDgGS4I un tad (jūtu, ka būs related ?)
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 17:19 (Tipa)
I didn't realizied that our neighbors from south did such a good stuff back in '80s
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 17:19 (Tipa)
Yes. Our music back then was world class.
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 17:21 (Tipa)
Ahujeķ, kur es biju kopš 2011. gada 25. jūl.. ?
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[info]nefolk at 2011-11-15 16:48 (Tipa)
we're in elitist mode. the rules are:

don't apply if you don't have any black metal in your charts
(bumzur is not enough).
don't apply if you have only black metal in your charts.
don't apply if you have bands I don't like in your charts.
don't apply if you have less than 5k scrobbles.
don't apply if you don't scrobble or do it very rarely.
don't apply again after I've rejected you or you will be banned.
all of this is just about charts and being elitist and being ironic
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Ōkvards Prokrastijs
[info]piss_lips at 2011-11-15 19:41 (Tipa)
labz
Rap: Bitching about being enslaved
Black metal: A bunch of bitches called Enslaved

bha hHAaH H A ;D
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