Zajac fšoke. Ibo lietoju uzturā visādas smeķīgas zupas, kas tapušas bez burkāna līdzdalības. Mani ir šmaukuši un tās nemaz nav zupas???

Bet vispār kontekstā automātiski atcerējos žanra klasiku...

Monty: Do you grow?
Withnail: Geraniums.
Monty: Oh you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is you'll agree a certain je ne ses quoi oh so very special about a firm young carrot. Excuse me. Do help yourselves to another drink.