Well talk about a thought
Life's too short, we really should go for a ride
Paul's just phoned, the war is postponed so come on I've got the Plymouth outside
The sky's a bit dull but the fridge is full, things could be a lot worse
It's not like you've been captured by Barbary Corsairs
I Said "Let's head Winchester Way," she said "been yesterday"

27 Yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile

If I buy wine, she was almost mine, til a fight broke out in the bar
Third rate Les in his burberry fez had gone just a little too far.
Leaning down his (something waaaah) to the laminate floor
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore
I said "Would you like to go real soon?" She said "Yeah but NOT WITH YOU!"

27 Yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile