Britain: WTF Iceland?!? Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What ? It's what you asked for isn't it ?
Britain: NO! Cash! Cash you dyslexic fuck. CASH!
Iceland: woooops...
To the British and Dutch Governments: There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is Ash..."
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Ash cloud leaves British tourists stranded on holiday in sunny exotic countries and prevents immigrants from entering the country

Carlsberg don't do volcanic eruptions....
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