1- Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. Weneed it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about youleaving it down.
2- Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
3- Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
4- Crying is blackmail.
5- Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hintsdo not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
6-Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7- Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8- A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9- Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
10- If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
11- If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
12- If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
13- You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want itdone. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do ityourself.
14- Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
15- Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
16- ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.We have no idea what mauve is.
17- If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
18- If we ask what is wrong and you say \"nothing,\" we will actlike nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worththe hassle.
19- If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
20- When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..........Really.
21- Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are preparedto discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monstertrucks.
22- You have enough clothes.
23- You have too many shoes.
24- I am in shape. Round is a shape.
25- Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on thecouch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's likecamping.

Izcilaakais imho ir Nr.24- I am in shape. Round is a shape. :DD

P.S. man spama diena, kad gribaas daliities :p