for all the Chuck Norris maniacs :D one of:
One day Chuck Norris went shopping and he had grabbed the last can of
pea soup off the counter. Just then Steven Segal, Jean-Claude Van
Damme, and Godzilla walked in and turned to Chuck Norris and said,
"Give us the pea soup Buck Morris!" right then Chuck Norris turned
around and went, "The name is Chuck Norris!" and he brutally
anniliated all three of them. The pea soup tasted especially good that
night.