kaķ:
So I did this for breakfast
[pic of homemade avocado toast]
Because so sick of cooking :D

Rūd:
Looks fancy
With the plate and the tiles in the background :D

kaķ:
Yeah :D

Rūd:
I was like “the fuck you doing in a cafe” at first

kaķ:
Nah, just made my own avocado toast :D
The most hipster thing about me is my love for avocado toast

Rūd:
And you wonder y u always broque [red.piez. - it means "broke"]
AVOCADO TOAST

kaķ:
Of course!!!!

Rūd:
!!!!!!!!!
and FLAT WHITES

kaķ:
With soya drink!!!!!

Rūd:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MILLENIAL VEGAN HIPSTERS
IM SURE THEY DO ART
NO PROPER JOBS!!!!!!!

kaķ:
well, I am SELF EMPLOYED!!!

Rūd:
HORRIBLE
DESTROYING THE JOB INDUSTRY

kaķ:
I am also SINGLE!!
destroying MARRIAGE!!!
AND NOT HETERO

Rūd:
WITH NO CHILDREN

kaķ:
YES

Rūd:
DESTROYING ALL INDUSTRIES!!!!!

kaķ:
and!!!! I don't open the door if I'm not expecting anyone!!! DESTROYING THE SERIAL KILLER INDUSTRY right there!!!

Rūd:
DESTROYING THE INDUSTRY INDUSTRY

kaķ:
oof. sounds like a busy day. glad I had that avocado toast..

Rūd:
after all that destroying, yeah :D

kaķ:
yea, not easy y'know. all them good fats will go me some good. and the fibre will come in handy too

Rūd:
yep, good for the nerves too - FOR ALL THE DESTROYING

kaķ:
otherwise, can't properly destroy all the industries with no energy in the organism
yeah, that too!

Rūd:
:D yep
gotta destroy
ALL THE INDUSTRIES

kaķ:
them hipsters know what they're doing :D