Katriem studentiem savas lūgšanas
Our prayer before tests in chemical engineering school:

Our Professor
Who art in equilibrium with his environment

Cited be thy name
Thy activity coefficient equal to one

Thy ideal work be done
In lab as it is in theory

Forgive us this day our non-idealities
As we forgive those who create entropy against us

Lead us not into assumption
But deliver us from error.

For thine is the engine,
the power, and big G.

For ever and ever.
Ah-CHEN