Q: What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
A: Someone who worships the tree that is not there.
Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?
Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
A: A decimal point. An item you'll pay $300 to a New Ager for, you can get from a local Pagan for $30.
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