es, protams, atvainojos (atkal)
Cerība saprast vīriešus lieliem gabaliem noārdās ikreiz, kad manās rokās nonāk kaut kas tāds:


Bright Idea
I came home drunk one night and started masturbating in the bathroom. Because I was drunk, I wasn't getting good sensation. I squatted and screwed a burned out light bulb into my ass. When I came I fell backwards and broke the light bulb. It took a lot of straining, digging and tearing to get the metal out of my ass. I bled for two days. I don't use any thing breakable any more.


Arī man ir gadījies iereibušā stāvoklī ģenerēt visādas absurdas idejas, bet nūū..